What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

HELLO

After a few moments he returns.

What can be done to combat group stalking and harassment by an organized gang or society, particularly when they use universal sound weapons?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

{RING} {RING}

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Answer me this. These days guys love anal sex right, if you present them with your ass they will happily nail you into the ground. So why do some guys think it's "sissy" to let women stick a finger up their ass?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Sure no problem officer.

Are there any political parties or groups that have a mix of conservative and liberal beliefs? Why are they not as prominent in the media?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Yes sir it is.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

How do scientists behave?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What do women talk about mostly(among themselves)?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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